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A
fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject -
Sir Winston Churchill |
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I think it would be a good idea - M.K.
Gandhi (in reply to someone asking what he thought of Western
Civilization) |
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A
lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get
its pants on - Sir
Winston Churchill |
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put
as long as truth - Will Rogers |
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Only two things are infinite, the universe
and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein |
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I must say that I find television very
educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library
and read a book - Grouch Marx |
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Outside a dog, a book is a man's best
friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read - Groucho Marx |
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Those are my principles. If you don't like
them I have others - Groucho Marx |
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Live within your income. Even if you have
to borrow money to do so - Josh Billings |
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Live in such a way that you would not be
ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip - Will Rogers |
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USA Today has come out with a new survey:
Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
- David Letterman |
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Economists use statistics like drunks use
lampposts: for support more than for light - Winston Churchill |
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Even a clock that does not work is right
twice a day - Polish Proverb |
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Predictions are hard to make, especially
about the future - Yogi Berra |
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It will fluctuate - J.P. Morgan
(in reply to someone asking for his expert view on the
stock market) |
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Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote -
Warren Buffett (quoting Lord Chesterfield) |
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I am not a speed reader. I am a speed
understander - Isaac Asimov |
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Love is the answer - but while you're
waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions - Woody
Allen |
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A bank is a place where they lend you an
umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain
- Robert Frost |
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If you owe the bank money, you are in
trouble. If you owe the bank a lot of money the bank is in trouble -
Anonymous Parable |
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I don't want to achieve immortality through
my work, I want to achieve it through not dying - Woody Allen |
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It is not the return on my investment that
I am concerned about, its the return of my investment -
Will Rogers |
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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my
Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter -
Sir Winston Churchill |
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When men and women agree, it is only in
their conclusions - their reasons are always different - George
Santayana |
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Of the billionaires I have known, money
just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks
before they had money, they are now simply jerks with a billion dollars
- Warren E. Buffett |
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Call on God, but row away from the rocks -
Indian Proverb |
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The market, like the Lord, helps those who
help themselves. But, unlike the Lord, the market does not forgive
those who know not what they do - Warren E. Buffett |
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If only God would give me a clear sign!
Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank - Woody Allen |
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Never judge a book by its movie - J. W.
Eagan |
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A classic is a book that everyone wants to
have read and nobody want to read - Mark Twain |
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If you think education is expensive, try
ignorance - Derek Bok |
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I buy expensive suits . . . they just look
cheap on me - Warren Buffett |
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There is no cure for birth and death save
to enjoy the interval - George Santayana |
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How could economics not be behavioral? If
it isn't behavioral, what the hell is it? - Charles T. Munger |
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I love deadlines. I especially love the
whooshing sound they make as they fly by - Douglas Adams, Author,
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
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The secret of creativity is knowing how to
hide your sources - Albert Einstein |
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Ironically, 3 out of 4 workers sitting in
cubicles are expected to think outside the box - Kenneth Cole |
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Honest criticism is hard to take,
particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger -
Franklin P. Jones |
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile
in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a
mile away and you'll have their shoes - Unknown |
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I don't want any yes-men around me. I want
everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job - Samuel
Goldwyn |
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Washington is a city of Southern efficiency
and Northern hospitality - John F. Kennedy |
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower
than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
- George Carlin |
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Men stumble over the truth from time to
time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened -
Sir Winston Churchill |
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If
I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide
- M.K.
Gandhi |